Bargain Corner Update

PLEASE NOTE ... between now and the Christmas break our BARGAIN CORNER will be open on days the Chaplain is in her office. This may seem erratic but should you wish to come and shop at a particular time, please contact the Medway Campus Chaplain directly.

Each week the Chaplain's schedule is posted outside Pilkington 004 😀😀

Week One Winner

Photo Caption Competition Winner

week 1 of 10

We had a total of 14 entries for week one of our competition. Some great captions 😂  I narrowed the running list down to FOUR possibilities, and passed the final decision on to someone else 😆

Runners up were ...

"98, 99, 100, ready or not, here I cooome!!"

Manuela (PhD with NRI)

"Please!! Can I have a little privacy here? I need a little bit of 'me' time."

Nicola (UoG Staff)

"Ohhhh boy, I am so good at hide and seek. Award for the best camouflage skills goes to ... ME!"

Aiste, UoK PostDoc

And the winner, chosen by Lynne Savage, University of Greenwich is ...

"How I feel during online lessons when my camera & microphone are turned off."

Jamila (UoG student)

Photo Caption Competition - week 2

OPEN to all Medway Campus students and staff.

Your chance to win a £10 Amazon voucher.

Submit your name, university email address

and caption suggestion to:

medwaycampuschaplain@gre.ac.uk

before midnight on Thursday, Oct 29th 2020.

Take Ten - The Gift of Friendship

What is Friendship to you?

Good friendships are vital for our em0tional and mental health. They are something we need to prioritise and something we need to treasure and nurture.

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Take Ten - The Gift of Friendship

Subtitle Slaughter

Subtitle slaughter isn't a new thing. Here are a couple of classics from the BBC ...

Now the challenge lies with so many universities who are having to record technical or scientific lectures which are appropriately subtitled.  It's an almost impossible task. 

Here are just a few that I've been made aware of recently:

'laboratories' turned in to 'bottle trees'

'ionic bond' became 'ironic bondage'   ...  not helpful.

But they get worse ...

'which is known as a vibrio' came out as 'which is known as a vibrator'

My personal favourite, though I probably shouldn't admit it so publicly (oops too late)

'we have got an s orbital' became 'we have got this arsehole'

Thought for the week ...

Photo Caption Competition - week 1

OPEN to all Medway Campus students and staff.

Your chance to win a £10 Amazon voucher.

Submit your name, university email address

and caption suggestion to:

medwaycampuschaplain@gre.ac.uk

before midnight on Thursday, Oct 22nd 2020.